A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.
Rabbit: "You go first." the snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says, "Ok, you have fur all over, and a puffy tail, long ears, big back feet..."
Rabbit:"I know! I'm a rabbit!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says, "Ok, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, forked tongue..."
Snake:"Shit, I'm a lawyer."